Honey, where did you park the Gulfstream?

I would be lying if I started this column with this trite opening phrase: “It was with great interest that I recently read the guest columns in both newspapers about Aspen airport topics.” 

The columns were “Support for airport modernization” (April 24, Aspen Daily News) by Greg Goldfarb and “Don’t be misled by Aspen Fly Right’s financial proposal,” April 28, The Aspen Times) by Evan Marks. In fact, I realized instantly from the headlines alone that I was going to read the columns because it is hard to look away from street buskers.

Hmmm, I guess that kind of means I was interested. OK, fine.